Feast Left a Bad Taste in My Mouth

feast-3-happy-finishI love zombie movies even the low budget ones but I can’t watch Feast 3 in one sitting. I’ve even pressed the fast forward button at least three times for this movie. It started with lots of characters and introduced a couple of new ones but in the end, a few survived.

The first time I watched it or should I say scanned the movie, my mind went blank. Maybe you have to be in that state in order to enjoy it.  So the night after my first viewing,   I drank some beer and played the video again. This time, I actually found some scenes to be funny.

Random things happened in Feast 3 for no reason at all. The writers must have lost the plot during the making of this movie.

If you love B monster movies, spare yourself from renting Feast 3. It’s not worth the time you’ll spend watching it. Even in B-movie standards, this movie is a piece of cow manure that can fertilize a hectare of farmland. If you’re looking for a Happy Finish, skip this one and buy yourself a happy meal instead.


*Spoiler*
Only Secrets, Bartender and Lightning were left alive. Then Bartender told Secrets that they should have sex but a giant robot stepped on Secrets and Lightning.

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