Nothing! Just like my real college life, the Movie College wasted my time. 90 minutes and 13 seconds to be exact. How can a comedy on College be this bad? Seriously, alcohol and college pranks can make a good comedy. College does have lots of alcohol. It has its dose of pranks. But comedy-wise, it was not funny. Never once did I even let out a single chuckle. That’s how bad it was.
Alona Tal in College
When a movie relies on shit to be funny, it is a bad one. If shit is involved in almost half of the movie, something’s not right. And what’s with the fat kid trying to mimic Chris Farley. C’mon let the funny guy rest in peace. The fat guy in College (sorry I didn’t even bother to look up his name) failed miserably in trying to be funny.
I did like something about College. Just like my College days, the movie got girls that made it worth the stay. Alona Tal, Haley Bennett, and Nathalie Walker looked superb in the movie. Fil-Am actress Camille Mana is in the movie as well.
I enjoy raunchy comedies like American Pie, Dorm Daze and Old School to name a few, but College is not one of them. It should not be classified as comedy at all. So what’s there to like about College? Save for the girls, nothing!
